Good news all you narwhal lovers! The Narwhal News Network is now live. Now all you people coming from Google Images can leave Gerdy.org alone :@
Visit today to get the latest late-breaking narwhal news and information and stuff!
Not 1, but 2 years of Gerdy.org! That just shows how dedicated. Or not. I was going to let the domain expire, but I had it set to auto-renew >:( I’m also not even sure where or by whom it’s being hosted.
The site needs a new direction….
Obviously not Narwhal News Network. That was a complete failure here at Gerdy.org. I think the staff was much too lazy to report on Narwhal related news. But I’ll give it another chance. I’ll give NNN it’s own spin-off site and hire new people >::((
We shall be making lots of changes here though. Probably switching to an all platypus platform.
STAY TUNED FOR MORE.
Gerdy.org turns an amazing 1 year old today! Yes, it’s been a fantastic year full of exciting burger eating, cat adventures, wooden cows, and paper sea mammals.
But with a new year comes new changes. I am happy to announce that we will be switching formats to an all news format! Not just any news though. Gerdy.org is now home to the 24/7…
Narwhal News Network
All narwhal, all the time.
Gerdy.org’s Narwhal News Network (NNN) will deliver the latest breaking news and information on the latest narwhal stories, narwhal weather, narwhal business, narwhal entertainment, narwhal politics, narwhal images, and more (burgers).
That’s right, when you need hard-hitting, in-your-face, uncensored narwhal news, NNN is your one and only source.
So get ready for an exciting narwhal-filled 2009 here at Gerdy.org’s Narwhal News Network. You can rely on us for the narwhal information you need to stay safe in these dark and troubling times.
Well the time has come for us to go our seperate ways. Even though I won’t be around to enjoy your scrumptious delishish burgery goodness, know that you’ll always be in my thoughts and dreams and w/e.
For old time’s sake, let’s do one final W.W.W.W.!!! Even though it’s Thursday. I’m not calling the final one W.T.W.W. though because that’s just dumb.
Anyway, it’s burger time!
9:35 PM - Depart for Whataburger
11:30 PM - Arrive at Whataburger
11:32 PM - Order a whataburger w/ BACON
11:35 PM - Pay for burger
11:36 PM - The sweet, precious burger in my possession
11:42 PM - Arrive at destination
11:45 PM - Begin consuming my final Whataburger burger snifffffffs
11:52 PM - Burger eated
11:52 PM - Miss Whataburger already
So there you go. Maybe I’ll have new burger adventures someday soon. Altough not as exciting as these fabulous Whataburger ones I’m sure.
Thank you Whataburger for all the burgerish good times you’ve given my belly and me.
Until we meet again, know that there’ll be a burger sized hole in my Texan heart that can only be filled by you.
M W A H
Greetings Gerdy.org website reader! Long time no see. Today I have a very special Christmasish update. An update involving cows! And not just any cows, but a SPIDER COW! Gather ’round for an exciting Christmas cow tale. . . . . . . . . .
While doing my Christmas shopping on Christmas eve, I came across a certain item that I knew I just had to purchase the moment i saw it.
This thingy below!
Yeah! That’s a wooden cow with paint and a brush! They had others, but who cares about those. This one is a COWWWWWW. So yeah, I purchased it for $7.98 USD or something and take it home. I open it up and it’s a very nicely carved piece of wooden cow. I decide to test the paint out on it…
The paint works! Fantastic. After much deliberation, I decide to do a base coat of BLUE!
Blue is the coolest!
So there goes almost all my blue :”(. Someone (Mika) suggested that I add some white to the remaining blue to make a powderish blue and paint the udders that. And I did.
Woooo. So now i have a blue cow with powder blue udders. But what to do next….
After much research, it was suggested by Kitty that I should make a……..
Yeah! But I decided to mix it up a little bit and use yellow instead of red…
But I kinda like red, so i painted the hooves and tail red :D…
Red is swt. So now comes the hard part, adding the spider cow web line things. I used pencil to do it because I always screw stuffs up. I also did the two eyes…
Looking good! I then trace over the pencil with a sharpy…
YESSSSSSSSSS. It’s perfectish! I have successfully created a SPIDER COW!
HEY YOU NARWHAL PERSON, VISIT THE NARWHAL NEWS NETWORK NOW!
I thought it was “Nar-Whale”! This changes everything.
That is all.